Thursday, June 18, 2009

bermain sepak TAGraw



lek tajuk je gempar , teman aku sume biseks normal ,tenang deh kalut ngat bakpe.Apsal paisank si bekas shooting guard itu mesti nak petik name aku dalam tag die.Tak buat kang die tarik tarik lemak die pulak la kan, malas aaa aku nak tengok membe ak hentak hentak kaki .Aku buat la gak , kang binik kamu tak tau nak tarik lemak sape pulak.huh!
Aku tak jamin kalau jawapan tak mengikut kehendak penonton.Pedulik hape aku

1. If your lover betrayed you, what will your reaction be?

Buat selambe suda, dah die tak sayang kamu, kamu pegi menggeletis jadah ape.Boss tisu satu bandel ,bawak balik punye!


2. If you can have a dream to come true, what would it be?
Mesti aa masuk pentagon dan arahkan meriam disana tepat ke lubang idung si perdana menteri yahudi itu.Tak dapat idung siku kanan pon jadik bro.Gua tulus ikhlas jawab neh...

3. Whose butt would you like to kick?
Takde beb,hati gua suci murni gile bak minyak masak murni tuh .Okeh ade... ehud omelet.(apsal gua rase cam slah je eje neh).

4. What would you do with a billion dollars?
ak janji kat kamuorang yang kamu takkan tengok poster iklan "ke arah kemiskinan sifar kat malaysia" lagik .Gua janji kat lu bro.. kasik pecaye

5. Will you fall in love with your best friend?
Lu gila ka, kalau gua jatuh hati dengan member baik gua ,gua bleh pastikan gua takde zuriat peyambung warisan gua di mase hadapan .sape nak pakai duit gua timbun timbun tuh.Tambahan... gua mmg gile takde inner feeling ngan bulu kaki mahupon halkum. itu keji.

6. Which is more blessed, loving someone or being loved by someone?
kalau kene sayang memang satu bonos beb bagi aku.Sayang seseorang itu satu anugerah akukepada si dia.fuu~

7. How long do you intend to wait for someone you really love?
"Dah sayang , cakap"-Mrs.sharifah saon,mami kepada 3 orang anak.Dah die taknak kat kamu move ondude. idola aku en.Labis labi2

8. If the person you secretly like is already attached, what would you do?
Buat lilep sudda, ade je orang lain sayang kamu.Pecaye cakap aku.She will be much greater ik3

9. If you like to act with someone, who will it be? Your gf/bf or an actress/actor?
hillarie burton -peyton swayer,one tree hill --> suare die husky doo,naiss!

10. What takes you down the fastest?
Orang yang kamu sayang merajuk..mungkin? (apsal ingat muke ganas takde hati ka?)


180 degree neh tapi apsal kecik nok mapuh
11. How would you see yourself in ten years time?
tengah ajar anak care lay-up bola keranjang dengan tangan kiri.Okeh 3 point pon boleh.tanam sayur kat barn buddies? cilake ape.

12. What’s your fear?
ibadat kamu itu tidak diterime.Seram doh.aku serius.

13.What kind of person do you think the person who tagged you is?
Macam nathan scott- one tree hill.Cume nathan scott boleh dunk, pisank boroi .Yang len almost xerox machine stuff.Silap....pisank takde hummer ,nathan ade hummer whahhaa

14. Would you rather be single and rich or married but poor?
married poor? lu nak bagi anak lu makan sadin cicah pasir ke?

15. What’s the first thing you do when you wake up?

tengok ym kot kot ade msg secret admire smalam tak balas. Semayang subuh broo.. takkan nak tanye lagik.dol

16. Would you give all in a relationship?
Tak. I give all in marriage (matang la pulak kalau cakap cani) .macam ciss

17. If you fall in love with two people simultaneously, who would you pick?
Gua ganas ,susah nak jatuih cinte beb.Tapi sayang sorang je sudda.Sayang banyak orang nanti sayang tuh jadik sikit.fuu~

18. Would you forgive and forget no matter how horrible a thing someone has done?
Dah kalau die bunuh mak kamu,kamu maapkan? Lu lagik horrible beb dalam konteks neh.

19. Do you prefer being single or having a relationship?
mane mane pon takpe, janji idup epi .naissss!

20. List 5 people to tag:

frank lampard
dwayne wade
andrea pirlo
kobe bryant
mr king eng seng.

eh bukan soklan orang yang kamu rase best ke? waiceh silap
cik N lah .
thirah ke mahfuzah ke, cikun ke , apun ke, haris baharuddin ke ahh ~saye putar halim.

siapa hati tak tertawan,manis umpama bulan~


notatapakkakikude :
sejak akhir-akhir neh rumah aku dilanda sindrom mari-menimbang-berat-badan dimana setiap orang akan menimbang berat badan mereka setiap kali ternampak alat penimbang.Boleh kate hampir 2jam sekali.Ade ape ape idea tentang sindrom ini?


"berat gua 67kg beb"

saye rindu awak~

8 comments:

wahana3115803 said...
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hawe said...

cissssss!

mne de men tarik lemak.deym gle statement.hahaha!

apunpital said...

ko risau ke. Elok agi tu, aku rasa, semenjak senior aku tinggalkan penimbang kat rumah aku, penimbang tu dah xmo tgok tapak kaki kitorang.

Lagi-lagi kalau orang yang nak tahu berat taik dia berapa kan, sebelum berak, selepas berak mesti kira.

Cikuniz said...

neng muka je ganas, tapi hati..fuhhhhh~...gua tabik spring kat lu!!!

support chelsea!!EVER!!

tictactoe said...

tu ke labis ngan aweknyer tuhh?
hahaa..

Kenangan Lalu said...

Kudos utk Ms Pah di no7!

pooja said...

owh, aku tak tahu ko bersahabat baik dengan halkum dan bulu kaki. sungguh international jaringan persahabatn ko. tahniah.

beb, ape kes nak susah2 cicah sadin ngan pasir? makin sadin aje suda lah.

boleh sebing pasir.

tiger lane boy said...

hahaha. seronok berjalan di negeri org, negeri sendir kau org jangan lupa. bila kau baling bawa daku pulang souvenir hahaha.

malam semalam gundah gulan
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